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Aug 19, 2022 20:31:09 GMT 1
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Aug 20, 2022 10:25:41 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2022 10:25:41 GMT 1
Understanding erectile dysfunction. There's nothing hard about that. I had a friend who couldn't get an erection. The doctor was quite blunt. He said, "Madam, it's because you are ugly."
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Aug 20, 2022 10:55:49 GMT 1
Post by ajm on Aug 20, 2022 10:55:49 GMT 1
When the Chinese leader was asked "when was the last time you had an election? " He replied "just before blekfast"
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Aug 20, 2022 11:54:48 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2022 11:54:48 GMT 1
When the Chinese leader was asked "when was the last time you had an election? " He replied "just before blekfast" Lacist!
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Aug 20, 2022 13:46:31 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Aug 20, 2022 13:46:31 GMT 1
Understanding erectile dysfunction. There's nothing hard about that. If that was a joke it was a bit of a flop.
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Aug 20, 2022 15:06:38 GMT 1
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Post by ajm on Aug 20, 2022 15:06:38 GMT 1
When the Chinese leader was asked "when was the last time you had an election? " He replied "just before blekfast" Lacist! No! My shoes have Velcro!
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Aug 20, 2022 20:41:36 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Aug 20, 2022 20:41:36 GMT 1
Big Pole in China.
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Aug 23, 2022 11:25:57 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Aug 23, 2022 11:25:57 GMT 1
It's time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside…
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Aug 25, 2022 10:41:14 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2022 10:41:14 GMT 1
So this guy sued the hospital as after his wife had an op she will not have sex with him. The Judge tossed the case when the surgeon said all we did was her cateracs, possibly spelt wrong.
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Aug 25, 2022 11:05:13 GMT 1
Post by ajm on Aug 25, 2022 11:05:13 GMT 1
So this guy sued the hospital as after his wife had an op she will not have sex with him. The Judge tossed the case when the surgeon said all we did was her cateracs, possibly spelt wrong. Now she can see better perhaps she thinks its no big thing.
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Aug 25, 2022 11:38:24 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2022 11:38:24 GMT 1
I'm not sure if this is another scam. I received an sms saying: You've won €250 in cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute show. Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
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Aug 25, 2022 17:46:11 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2022 17:46:11 GMT 1
A snowman arrived at the A and E and said he had heart pains he got told to sit down in the waiting room and someone would be with him as soon as possible 4 hours later no one had seen him but the pain had gone as had he. Just made that up as I posted.
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Aug 25, 2022 18:35:34 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2022 18:35:34 GMT 1
A thaw head, a high temperature and a runny nose are serious symptoms for snow people.
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Aug 26, 2022 22:21:56 GMT 1
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Aug 28, 2022 12:15:11 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2022 12:15:11 GMT 1
How does this work? I just look at a prawn cracker and I put on a kilo.
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