suein56
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Southern Morbihan 56 Brittany
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Dec 3, 2022 21:22:22 GMT 1
Post by suein56 on Dec 3, 2022 21:22:22 GMT 1
I came home to find my wife was on eBay all day. If she is still there tomorrow I will have to drop the price.Have you told ATS about this latest development ? I can understand you decluttering whilst she is away .. but perhaps you are taking matters a bit far ?
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Dec 11, 2022 15:13:31 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Dec 11, 2022 15:13:31 GMT 1
Ever wondered how the son of God got his name?... Just after the infant was born, Joseph and Mary were pondering names when the 3 wise men walked in. One of them was exceptionally tall and banged his head on a beam. "Jesus Christ!" He exclaimed. "Write that down, Mary" said Joseph. "It's better than Dave"
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Dec 11, 2022 21:58:24 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Dec 11, 2022 21:58:24 GMT 1
Bought some satin sheets and satin pyjamas yesterday.
Went to jump into bed and ended up in the neighbours flower garden.
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Dec 13, 2022 18:21:36 GMT 1
Post by cernunnos on Dec 13, 2022 18:21:36 GMT 1
Made us smile.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day Marilyn and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Marilyn called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age
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Dec 23, 2022 16:06:27 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 16:06:27 GMT 1
Who can doubt the futuristic brilliance of Sunak and co? They’ve given us driverless government
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Aardvark
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Living in soggy 22 and still wondering what's going on.
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Dec 24, 2022 12:20:07 GMT 1
Post by Aardvark on Dec 24, 2022 12:20:07 GMT 1
And now he's talking about raising fuel duty. He really is a bad joke.
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Nifty
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Dec 24, 2022 12:55:44 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Dec 24, 2022 12:55:44 GMT 1
Nonsense. Sunak is fixed on getting cars off of the road. £specially those driven by those whose owners do not have an income > 100 k or so from their derivatives.
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Dec 24, 2022 15:04:42 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2022 15:04:42 GMT 1
Who can doubt the futuristic brilliance of Sunak and co? They’ve given us driverless government Thanks exile but just incase you thought I wrote that myself I took that from a Guardian article.
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Jan 2, 2023 16:44:57 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Jan 2, 2023 16:44:57 GMT 1
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Nifty
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Post by Nifty on Jan 10, 2023 20:39:26 GMT 1
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Nifty
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Jan 11, 2023 9:52:26 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Jan 11, 2023 9:52:26 GMT 1
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Nifty
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Jan 14, 2023 20:51:51 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Jan 14, 2023 20:51:51 GMT 1
No joke
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Jan 18, 2023 22:37:31 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Jan 18, 2023 22:37:31 GMT 1
Thirty days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest have thirty-one. Except January, which has 578.....
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Nifty
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Jan 19, 2023 6:24:31 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Jan 19, 2023 6:24:31 GMT 1
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Jan 19, 2023 13:46:05 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Jan 19, 2023 13:46:05 GMT 1
Had to go and see a microbiologist.
He was a lot bigger than I expected.
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