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Sept 26, 2021 10:35:18 GMT 1
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Sept 26, 2021 18:49:39 GMT 1
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Sept 27, 2021 7:32:23 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2021 7:32:23 GMT 1
The old couple on our street who put their bins out first on a Monday are away on holiday. This morning there's blue bins, green bins, brown bins. Total carnage the length of the avenue.
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Oct 1, 2021 20:52:41 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Oct 1, 2021 20:52:41 GMT 1
Groan up joke.
Why did the art thief’s getaway vehicle run out of fuel ?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 23:17:43 GMT 1
What's the difference between paraffin and petrol? There are two effs in paraffin but there's no eff in petrol.
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Oct 3, 2021 10:19:08 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Oct 3, 2021 10:19:08 GMT 1
Taking bets on how long this one lasts ... 
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Oct 3, 2021 10:35:21 GMT 1
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Oct 3, 2021 17:12:25 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2021 17:12:25 GMT 1
Chris Rea has just started walking home for Christmas.
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Oct 4, 2021 14:16:34 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2021 14:16:34 GMT 1
I was standing looking out the livingroom window this morning when a woman walked past and shouted "pervert" at me. I was raging angry. So much so that, if I had clothes on, I would have chased her.
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Oct 4, 2021 20:11:44 GMT 1
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Oct 4, 2021 20:44:01 GMT 1
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Oct 4, 2021 20:44:58 GMT 1
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Oct 4, 2021 20:46:02 GMT 1
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Oct 4, 2021 21:11:38 GMT 1
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Oct 5, 2021 11:29:42 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2021 11:29:42 GMT 1
BREAKING: OED banned under the Obscene Publications Act.
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