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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2021 16:04:51 GMT 1
Walking the dog in the park today a guy asked me if I wanted gay sex for a hundred quid. I'm a pensioner, I cannae afford that.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2021 11:09:52 GMT 1
October 6th and auld Mrs Williamson has her Christmas decorations up. And what on earth is she going to do with the 283 pints of milk that are on her doorstep.
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Oct 9, 2021 7:52:19 GMT 1
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Oct 13, 2021 8:12:30 GMT 1
Post by annabellespapa on Oct 13, 2021 8:12:30 GMT 1
I am building an assortment of Ikea furniture for my daughter's bedroom today. I'll get the corkscrew !
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Oct 13, 2021 9:32:59 GMT 1
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Oct 16, 2021 7:51:27 GMT 1
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Post by Nifty on Oct 19, 2021 10:41:36 GMT 1
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day Justin said to Kristian ” I’m fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian."
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