Here is a new one for you.
A man walks into a hairdresser and asks for a haircut, he has a crew cut so nothing can be done.
The young girl says you have no hair to cut, he gets abusive then grabs at her.
The Gendarme are called but he is off before they arrive.
They explain from the description they know who he is but as he is like award of state (not quite right in the head) you have to contact the mayor to report it as he is responsable for him.
It happed in our nearest town last week.
They now keep the door locked, knock to get in.
If that was a quiz I would have got that one wrong, I always thought you would make a complaint to the Gendarme.