Nifty
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Jul 20, 2022 8:53:24 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Jul 20, 2022 8:53:24 GMT 1
I thought stagflation was something to do with getting male dears excited.
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Jul 20, 2022 15:05:06 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2022 15:05:06 GMT 1
If anyone bumps into Sunak will you give him this. If you don't know, he used Darlington as an example of his engagement with Scotland. It's oop north, close enough. We could probably slip off and he wouldn't notice until the lights went out.
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Aardvark
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Jul 20, 2022 17:02:54 GMT 1
Post by Aardvark on Jul 20, 2022 17:02:54 GMT 1
Not that many people I know are likely to bump into him. We're all working class. I have toyed with the idea of being rich but I never really got the hang of it. Too late now.
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Jul 20, 2022 17:52:28 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2022 17:52:28 GMT 1
I was given the choice. Looks or riches. I'm so flipping shallow.
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Jul 20, 2022 18:47:16 GMT 1
Post by another on Jul 20, 2022 18:47:16 GMT 1
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large Plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a £20 note falls out Onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Madam, there Are £20 notes falling out of your bag?' 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, And see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that Money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my backyard is right Next to the football stadium car park. On match days, a lot of fans Come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand Behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his Thing through the fence, I say, "£20 or off it comes!"' 'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. 'OK? Good luck! Oh, By the way, what's in the other bag?' 'Well, you know...', says the little old lady, 'Not everybody takes me seriously....!'
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Jul 25, 2022 12:56:33 GMT 1
via mobile
Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2022 12:56:33 GMT 1
God: Adam, this is Eve. Adam: Hello Eve. Eve: Hello Adam. God: Adam, it's your job to love Eve forever. Adam: OK, but who's that. God: Oh that's Keith Richards. He was here when I arrived.
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Jul 27, 2022 19:39:32 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2022 19:39:32 GMT 1
Just a thought. Is Wordle in Liverpool called Wedle or do they, like me, just not bother.
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Jul 27, 2022 20:59:51 GMT 1
Post by another on Jul 27, 2022 20:59:51 GMT 1
Wordle is probably too cerebral for most inhabitants of that particular corner of the UK. In any case they'd find it difficult to play with a standard scouse keyboard.
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Post by houpla on Jul 29, 2022 9:42:06 GMT 1
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Jul 29, 2022 23:11:06 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2022 23:11:06 GMT 1
A long abandoned fermette was sold locally and when the new owners prised open the barn, boy they hit it lucky. They found a handful of 60's French cars all greased and covered for long-term storage. And that's not the half of it. When they finally got the last car out, a 1962 Alpine A110, there leaning against a wall, in pristine condition no less, was a full sheet of 18mm plywood.
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Nifty
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Aug 6, 2022 19:10:46 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Aug 6, 2022 19:10:46 GMT 1
Seen on FB
Thanks a million to my neighbour for the loan of the large sheet of waterproof plastic. Ta Pauline
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Aug 6, 2022 22:20:17 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2022 22:20:17 GMT 1
This is a joke, right?
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Aug 7, 2022 8:59:14 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Aug 7, 2022 8:59:14 GMT 1
Probably American humour.
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Aug 7, 2022 9:47:59 GMT 1
Post by Aardvark on Aug 7, 2022 9:47:59 GMT 1
Insignificant savings if the family has a Dodge Hellcat. Officially claims 22mpg (US).
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2022 14:12:55 GMT 1
No words needed. Well some.
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