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Mar 16, 2024 17:52:11 GMT 1
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Post by another on Mar 16, 2024 17:52:11 GMT 1
Yesterday I received the following text from my Neighbour :
"I am so sorry Bill. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again."
On reading the text, I felt angry and betrayed, went directly into our bedroom, grabbed a knife and, without a word, stabbed my wife dead.
A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry Bill, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."
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Post by ajm on Mar 16, 2024 19:03:30 GMT 1
At last! Onto a new page so no need to scroll through all that apple information.
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Nifty
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Mar 16, 2024 20:23:31 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Mar 16, 2024 20:23:31 GMT 1
Scroll through !
I take it that you didn’t get the punchline about the core.
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norfolk
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Mar 16, 2024 20:55:32 GMT 1
Post by norfolk on Mar 16, 2024 20:55:32 GMT 1
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Post by ajm on Mar 17, 2024 9:44:19 GMT 1
Scroll through ! I take it that you didn’t get the punchline about the core. Punchline? I'd lost the will to live before I had got half way through!!
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Nifty
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Mar 17, 2024 9:53:35 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Mar 17, 2024 9:53:35 GMT 1
Apple says that it is important that you read and understand it.
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Mar 17, 2024 10:56:33 GMT 1
Post by ajm on Mar 17, 2024 10:56:33 GMT 1
Not for me.
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Aardvark
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Mar 17, 2024 12:21:49 GMT 1
Post by Aardvark on Mar 17, 2024 12:21:49 GMT 1
I will never own an Apple product so I couldn't be bothered to read it. Once I saw it was about Ts & Cs I knew it was like signing away your life to Apple and allowing them to sell it on to any third party. Just like all the rest.
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Nifty
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Mar 17, 2024 18:00:12 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Mar 17, 2024 18:00:12 GMT 1
Apple core.
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Nifty
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Apr 20, 2024 8:52:27 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Apr 20, 2024 8:52:27 GMT 1
More jokes about rotten cores from the jungle telegraph
Cheered on by her supporters — those on the right who believe the values that Truss represents should be at the core of the Conservative Party’s future — she issued a rallying cry. “A lot of people ask, ‘Why did you write this book, Liz? Haven’t you upset the liberal establishment enough? Aren’t there enough mean op-eds about you in The Times already?’ If we really want to deliver the conservative policies that we all believe in, we are going to have to do things differently. We need to be bolder, we need to be braver. We have to build up that campaign.
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Apr 27, 2024 11:13:39 GMT 1
via mobile
Post by ajm on Apr 27, 2024 11:13:39 GMT 1
2 black mamas were sitting in the park when a photographer asked if he could their picture. As he was setting up the camera one said to the other "what's he doing?" The other replied " he's going to focus" to which the other one yelled " what! Bovus? "
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