ajm
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Dec 10, 2023 9:38:29 GMT 1
Post by ajm on Dec 10, 2023 9:38:29 GMT 1
A young lady walked up to a kilt wearing Scot and asked "What's worn under the kilt?" He replied " Have a look" Yuk, she said it"s gruesome. Aye lassie and if you look again you will find it has grew some more
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Dec 10, 2023 17:43:15 GMT 1
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Nifty
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Dec 11, 2023 11:26:22 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Dec 11, 2023 11:26:22 GMT 1
I walked into a toy shop to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the counter assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls were. He replied - Aisle B back.
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Dec 11, 2023 11:38:28 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Dec 11, 2023 11:38:28 GMT 1
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Post by houpla on Dec 14, 2023 18:30:33 GMT 1
Getting into the spirit now
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Nifty
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Dec 29, 2023 9:19:02 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Dec 29, 2023 9:19:02 GMT 1
Why do French bakers make bread for Maunday Thursday ?
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Post by cernunnos on Dec 29, 2023 21:00:45 GMT 1
Frankie Boyle last night ( I thought it funny )
The best way to save the planet is not to be a Vegan , but to be a cannibal, and start with eating airline pilots!
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Dec 31, 2023 12:47:33 GMT 1
Post by another on Dec 31, 2023 12:47:33 GMT 1
I vote for politicians for two reasons:
1. Nobody will notice if one is missing. 2. Nice fat ar$es and no backbone.
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Jan 2, 2024 9:37:37 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Jan 2, 2024 9:37:37 GMT 1
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Post by houpla on Jan 2, 2024 18:50:15 GMT 1
When you were 12 in Drama class at school thinking " Yeah, whatever, I'm never going to use this stuff"
Then at 16 your parents open the cocktail cabinet and all the bottles are empty.
"Oh woe and forsooth, what vile, most evil treachery hath befallen this honourable family..." swoon.......
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Nifty
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Jan 3, 2024 9:06:18 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Jan 3, 2024 9:06:18 GMT 1
‘ Unlearned persons use such letters as justly express the power or sound of their speech; yet forsooth, we say, write not true English, or true French.‘
Seemingly, some context to previous link
’ Conclusion Seemingly, in relation to business rates liability orders, the Magistrates Court has no obvious jurisdiction/power to either: (1) stay the liability order/stay execution of the liability order; or (2) grant/allow the ratepayer time to pay/order payment by instalments. SIMON HILL © 2022 BARRISTER 33 BEDFORD ROW ‘
very strange language for a barrister, not.
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Jan 3, 2024 18:10:32 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Jan 3, 2024 18:10:32 GMT 1
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Jan 4, 2024 18:48:39 GMT 1
Post by another on Jan 4, 2024 18:48:39 GMT 1
Yeah right, make UK politics even more of a pantomime than it already is.
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Jan 5, 2024 7:31:41 GMT 1
Post by Polarengineer on Jan 5, 2024 7:31:41 GMT 1
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Jan 5, 2024 9:09:39 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Jan 5, 2024 9:09:39 GMT 1
Strange that you should pick up on that PB. I thought that it had something to to with Greek lettering and phonetics, but, according to wiki it all started during the Middle Ages, with the scribes of Charlemagne writing to 'u's' side by side, separated by a space. At that time the sound made was similar to 'v’. The letter appeared in print as a unique letter 'W' in 1700.
I blame the Germans for it.
Not realy, but I will let you onto a secret, the practice of altering letters goes back to the ancient Egyptians.
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