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Post by ibis on Nov 15, 2021 10:08:48 GMT 1
It has been reported that the NHS is losing around £350000 a year from people getting "foreign" objects stuck up their bums...
Mostly "old" men...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2021 10:18:45 GMT 1
Read “This is Going to Hurt ‘ by Adam Kay It’s amazing what finds its way up where
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2021 10:18:56 GMT 1
Double post
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Post by Nifty on Nov 15, 2021 10:27:01 GMT 1
Freud might see this as evidence that people are developing later en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_stageHands up, those who have never experienced a ‘sense of accomplishment’ Wolverhampton. There is more than meets the eye in a name.
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Post by hal on Nov 15, 2021 10:53:51 GMT 1
I see from the article 'a pair of garden shears' and in the photo, a rolling pin? honestly? Maybe it is true what they say - pleasure and pain meet each other on the other side of the circle! I bet those can admit to some accomplishment
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Post by ForumUser2 on Nov 15, 2021 12:28:12 GMT 1
Getting some of these items up there must have been pretty tricky, getting them out again? That's a whole different level of awkward.
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Post by triumphant on Nov 15, 2021 13:38:45 GMT 1
I worked with a guy who got a golf ball wedged up his bum, not funny really it was up a fairway.
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Post by ForumUser2 on Nov 15, 2021 16:05:35 GMT 1
I worked with a guy who got a golf ball wedged up his bum, not funny really it was up a fairway. Oof. That must have been rough.
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Post by Seaboots on Nov 15, 2021 17:11:11 GMT 1
I worked with a guy who got a golf ball wedged up his bum, not funny really it was up a fairway. Reminds me of the chap who went to A and E. The doctor said “What seems to be the problem sir ?” Man replies “ I was fielding at short leg and the ball ran up my trouser leg and got lodged in my rectum” Doctor shouts , “Howzat ?” Chap replies, “Don’t you fookin start !”
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2021 21:54:16 GMT 1
Getting some of these items up there must have been pretty tricky, getting them out again? That's a whole different level of awkward. Thanks for sharing, it's good when you get people on forums who have been through things and can share their experience.
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Post by another on Nov 17, 2021 7:12:45 GMT 1
Curious how this is known to be an 'only in UK' phenomena?
To put the cost into perspective £350k/pa represents just 0.1% of the £350m/wk which was writ large on Boris's red bus!
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Post by tim17 on Nov 17, 2021 7:18:12 GMT 1
Perhaps the OP meant the UK is the only country in the world that actually records the reason of every A & E visit and then puts a cost to the subsequent treatment.
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Post by Nifty on Nov 17, 2021 7:57:36 GMT 1
That does not fit.
‘ But over the years Metro.co.uk has reported on cases from around the world where people have shoved live eels, glass bottles, an instant coffee jar with pins in the lid, a Buzz Lightyear toy, concrete mix and an aubergine – all in their pursuit of sexual pleasure. ‘
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Post by FFS on Nov 17, 2021 12:55:46 GMT 1
That does not fit. ‘ But over the years Metro.co.uk has reported on cases from around the world where people have shoved live eels, glass bottles, an instant coffee jar with pins in the lid, a Buzz Lightyear toy, concrete mix and an aubergine – all in their pursuit of sexual pleasure. ‘ That it doesn't fit is obviously no hindrance to people trying to make it fit; there's nowt so queer as folk.
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Post by houpla on Nov 17, 2021 13:55:53 GMT 1
On paper, a baby's head should never see daylight, but they do. All the time. It's part of human nature to experiment, push the boundaries, isn't it?
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