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Post by ForumUser2 on Nov 17, 2021 14:29:25 GMT 1
On paper, a baby's head should never see daylight, but they do. All the time. It's part of human nature to experiment, push the boundaries, isn't it? That IS an unusual thing to stick up a rectum.
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Post by FFS on Nov 17, 2021 17:38:00 GMT 1
On paper, a baby's head should never see daylight, but they do. All the time. It's part of human nature to experiment, push the boundaries, isn't it? There's pushing the boundaries and there's overdoing it.
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Post by Polarengineer on Nov 17, 2021 18:36:54 GMT 1
The coefficient of linear expansion of the rectum is directly proprtional to the size and force of the turd pushing it. Therefore, according to sods law, the inverse attraction for foriegn deposits exceeds the mental capacity of resistance. QED.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2021 19:21:16 GMT 1
On paper, a baby's head should never see daylight, but they do. All the time. It's part of human nature to experiment, push the boundaries, isn't it? That IS an unusual thing to stick up a rectum. Everything is an unusual thing to stick up a rectum. Even necessary medical implements. Who gets that done every day or every week? No I'm afraid that as far as I'm concerned if you are at A&E with a foreign body wedged up there, you need both ends looked at.
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Post by exile on Nov 17, 2021 22:33:57 GMT 1
That IS an unusual thing to stick up a rectum. Everything is an unusual thing to stick up a rectum. Even necessary medical implements. Who gets that done every day or every week? No I'm afraid that as far as I'm concerned if you are at A&E with a foreign body wedged up there, you need both ends looked at. A proctologist?
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Post by houpla on Nov 17, 2021 23:28:42 GMT 1
There's an old joke about funerals there somewhere, but damned if I can remember it!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2021 0:01:05 GMT 1
Everything is an unusual thing to stick up a rectum. Even necessary medical implements. Who gets that done every day or every week? No I'm afraid that as far as I'm concerned if you are at A&E with a foreign body wedged up there, you need both ends looked at. A proctologist? She's a giver, not a taker.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2021 0:11:55 GMT 1
There's an old joke about funerals there somewhere, but damned if I can remember it! bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/cardiologists-funeral/amp/
"A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said “I’m sorry, I was just thinking … of my own funeral … I’m a gynecologist.”
The proctologist fainted."
Gynaecologist, I thought.
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Post by houpla on Nov 18, 2021 7:39:12 GMT 1
That's the one...
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