Nifty
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Aug 8, 2023 3:13:31 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Aug 8, 2023 3:13:31 GMT 1
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Aug 9, 2023 9:35:53 GMT 1
Post by spectrum on Aug 9, 2023 9:35:53 GMT 1
Humans are Deuterostomes which means when they develop in the womb the anus is the first opening to be formed, which means that you was at one time a total arsehole. Some people never develop beyond this first stage.
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Aug 9, 2023 9:41:04 GMT 1
ajm likes this
Post by houpla on Aug 9, 2023 9:41:04 GMT 1
Heehee
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Aug 13, 2023 10:08:40 GMT 1
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Nifty
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Sept 2, 2023 17:16:37 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Sept 2, 2023 17:16:37 GMT 1
This guy goes into a bar to get some fags from the cigarette machine there and the machine says to him “Oi, you, pi55 off!” Alarmed by this the man returns to the bar where a bowl of peanuts says to him “You seem like a very nice man.” The man feels a bit spaced out and askedthe barman what was going on.
The barman replies: “Oh yes, I should have told you. The cigarette machine is out of order and the peanuts are complimentary.”
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Sept 2, 2023 17:42:57 GMT 1
Post by ajm on Sept 2, 2023 17:42:57 GMT 1
Is The Times clairvoyant? According to your pist of Aug 8 they must be or am I missing something?
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Nifty
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Sept 3, 2023 6:37:31 GMT 1
Post by Nifty on Sept 3, 2023 6:37:31 GMT 1
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Sept 23, 2023 13:46:37 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Sept 23, 2023 13:46:37 GMT 1
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mysty
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Sept 24, 2023 15:17:08 GMT 1
Post by mysty on Sept 24, 2023 15:17:08 GMT 1
Found on FB
Paddy says he is thinking of buying a Labrador
Mick says fec that have you seen how many owners of labradors go blind.
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Sept 27, 2023 8:27:35 GMT 1
Post by ajm on Sept 27, 2023 8:27:35 GMT 1
A young woman had just given birth to twins ( a boy and a girl) The doctor came to see her and said that her brother had called to suggest names for the children. She said " not that stupid guy, but go on what did he want to call the girl?" The doctor replied "Denise" Oh, she said I quite like that . What did he say for the boy? Doctor said "Denephew"
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Oct 11, 2023 7:42:31 GMT 1
Post by houpla on Oct 11, 2023 7:42:31 GMT 1
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suein56
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Oct 15, 2023 10:57:41 GMT 1
Post by suein56 on Oct 15, 2023 10:57:41 GMT 1
There is more than a passing likeness there ANO
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Oct 15, 2023 11:37:38 GMT 1
Post by annabellespapa on Oct 15, 2023 11:37:38 GMT 1
That is just Quality ! I have always thought it, I used to be a big fan but he lost me when he turned into the pub singer practising vocal aerobics !
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Oct 15, 2023 13:54:08 GMT 1
Post by ajm on Oct 15, 2023 13:54:08 GMT 1
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