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Post by mysty on Jun 5, 2024 17:06:58 GMT 1
This bear walks into a bar and asked for a cool beer and just stares at the barman a few seconds later the bear asks the barman for some nuts. The barman asks the bear why the big paws. (Pause)
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I've just met a woman with a fish sticking out of her ear.
She said it was her herring aid.
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Post by mysty on Jul 5, 2024 21:56:56 GMT 1
Yesterday Farage said his party would be in second place in the election but he did not even win enough MPs to have a five a side football team.😄
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Post by ajm on Jul 6, 2024 8:43:34 GMT 1
Yesterday Farage said his party would be in second place in the election but he did not even win enough MPs to have a five a side football team.😄 Oh yes he did - unfortunately
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Post by mysty on Jul 6, 2024 12:32:25 GMT 1
Yesterday Farage said his party would be in second place in the election but he did not even win enough MPs to have a five a side football team.😄 Oh yes he did - unfortunately They did not have five until later.
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Click the picture its worth it. ![](//storage.proboards.com/7229542/thumbnailer/agzMH0mEWcMrJplGmuTi.png)
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Love it, maybe one day the conned masses will wake up! BTW, it they had drawn a Woman they could have included an iRon
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A very successful attorney parked his brand new Bentley in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Bentley with his ....lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Bentley, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.
"My Rolex!"
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Post by curtis on Aug 22, 2024 11:54:06 GMT 1
Pierre DAC, c’était quand même super !!! LA BELLE ÉPOQUE QUAND LES HUMORISTES AVAIENT DE L'HUMOUR SANS VULGARITÉ !!! RENCONTRES - Cosmonaute recherche femme lunatique. - Artificier cherche femme canon. - Sourd rencontrerait sourde pour trouver terrain d'entente. ; - Jeune homme désintéressé épouserait jeune fille laide même fortunée. - Abeille épouserait frelon. Lune de miel assurée. EMPLOI - Metteur en scène cherche nain pour rôle dans court métrage. - On recherche deux hommes de paille (1 grand,1petit) pour tirage au sort. - Cannibale mélomane cherche travail dans opéra-bouffe. - Offre bonne place de gardien de vaches. Paiement par traites. - Inventeur produit amaigrissant cherche grossiste. ACHAT – VENTE - Cause fausse alerte, vend cercueil en ébène, jamais servi. - Chien à vendre : mange n'importe quoi. Adore les enfants. - A vendre robe de mariée portée une seule fois par erreur ! SERVICES - Analphabète? Écrivez-nous dès aujourd'hui pour obtenir une brochure gratuite sur nos formations accélérées. - Homme sans histoire cherche éditeur. - Souffrant d'insomnies, échangerait matelas de plumes contre sommeil de plomb. - Échangerait voiture de sport endommagée contre chaise roulante en bon état. SACREE VIEILLESSE ; VIEILLIR" C'EST QUAND... Ta femme dit : "Chéri, montons à notre chambre faire l'amour," et que tu réponds : "Chérie, je ne pourrai pas faire les deux!" "VIEILLIR" C'EST QUAND... tes amis te disent que tu as des beaux souliers en crocodile et que tu es nu pied ! "VIEILLIR" C'EST QUAND... tu es tout excité devant une belle fille et ton "pacemaker" ouvre soudainement la porte du garage "VIEILLIR" C'EST QUAND... "passer une belle nuit..." veut dire que t'as pas eu à te lever pour faire pipi.
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I don’t know what ignorance is and I don’t care about apathy.
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