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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2022 12:32:11 GMT 1
I've just discovered that Happy Mount Park is a play and recreation area in Morecambe, Lancs., not a residence of last resort.
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Judging by the attractions of the region, I would imagine that it probably wouldn’t be.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2022 16:47:45 GMT 1
I sold my Rolex and bought this little beauty. If you've got it, flaunt it.
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That curtsey.
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New York, New York. It's a wonderful place.
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Post by Aardvark on Sept 19, 2022 8:47:56 GMT 1
Many moons ago, during my once only visit to NYC we were in traffic behind a newspaper lorry. A filthy delivery van. Someone had written in the coating of muck on the back doors. "If you think this truck is dirty, you should see the driver."
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Post by ajm on Sept 19, 2022 8:52:09 GMT 1
Delia Smith said " to get the best cup of tea - agitate the bag" So I slapped her on the arse and said 2 sugars and make it snappy. I come out of hospital next week
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Post by houpla on Sept 23, 2022 5:24:06 GMT 1
Music is just like chocolates...
It's great once you get rid of the rapper.
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Music is just like chocolates...
It's great once you get rid of the rapper. When this was posted, I thought to respond with this clip. Poor old Coolio. I'm sure it's a coincidence.
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Black Magic or Milk Tray ?
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Post by curtis on Oct 8, 2022 10:25:53 GMT 1
L’entraîneur de l'OM est à la recherche d ' un nouvel attaquant et est informé de l'existence d'un extraordinaire jeune Irakien.
Il prend donc l'avion pour Bagdad et assiste à un match du jeune prodige. Il est subjugué par ce qu'il voit et s'arrange pour que la future superstar déménage à Marseille.
Deux mois plus tard, en championnat le PSG mène 2 - 0 contre l'OM et il ne reste plus que dix minutes à jouer. Il décide alors de faire entrer sa nouvelle recrue. Le jeune marque 3 buts et donne la victoire à l'OM Les supporters pleurent de joie.
Les joueurs et l'entraineur se jettent sur lui pour l'embrasser.
Lorsqu'il rentre aux vestiaires, il appelle sa mère pour partager sa joie.
- « Salut M'man, tu ne devineras jamais quoi ! en moins de dix minutes, j'ai marqué 3 buts et on a gagné. Tout le monde est fou, même la Presse est dingue de moi !"
- « Comme je suis contente pour toi, mon fils. »
- «Et toi, maman, comment ça va ? - « Mal mon fils ! Ton père vient juste de se faire tirer dessus en pleine rue : il est aux urgences. Ta sœur a été violée à l'école, et ton jeune frère a été arrêté avec un copain : il conduisait une voiture volée…»
Le jeune joueur se sent subitement très embarrassé.
- « Je ne sais pas quoi te dire M'man, j'suis désolé. »
- « Désolé, désolé !! C'est toi qui as voulu qu'on quitte Bagdad pour venir habiter à Marseille, non ! »
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I came home to find my wife was on eBay all day. If she is still there tomorrow I will have to drop the price.
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