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Aug 16, 2021 16:40:13 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 16:40:13 GMT 1
The dead speak with a Yorkshire accent? It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Every Yorkshireman I've ever met reckons it's heaven. They just don't choose to live there, strangely We've already taken two Afghanistani familes into our welcoming community.
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Aug 16, 2021 17:31:34 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 17:31:34 GMT 1
I get the joke , but its all relative isn't it.
Some (quite a few) there thought that their best time was during the Russian era before the 9/11 incident.
Heaven thoughts to some people are hell to others.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 17:38:40 GMT 1
Whats the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
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Aug 23, 2021 14:15:42 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2021 14:15:42 GMT 1
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Soviet Russian are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. The Frenchman says, "They must be French, they're naked and they're eating fruit." The Englishman replies with, "Clearly they're English. Observe how politely the man is offering the woman the fruit." The Russian then notes, "They are Russian of course. They have nothing to wear, nothing to eat, and they think they are in paradise."
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Aug 29, 2021 11:46:14 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2021 11:46:14 GMT 1
I was watching the footie last night with a mate when he suddenly blurts out that I'm the most annoying b he's ever met. Jeez, I nearly choked on my vuvuzela.
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Aug 30, 2021 20:45:19 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2021 20:45:19 GMT 1
Her: There's a flock of elephants. Him: Herd! Her: Heard what? Him: Herd of elephants. Her: Of course I've heard of elephants. There's a flock of them over there.
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Sept 7, 2021 23:57:13 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2021 23:57:13 GMT 1
Who knew? God Jesus is sausage dog backwards.
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Sept 8, 2021 7:08:19 GMT 1
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Sept 8, 2021 13:21:10 GMT 1
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Sept 8, 2021 13:22:21 GMT 1
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Sept 8, 2021 16:39:35 GMT 1
Post by FFS on Sept 8, 2021 16:39:35 GMT 1
My wife fell right into that one.
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Sept 10, 2021 21:43:08 GMT 1
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Sept 10, 2021 21:44:18 GMT 1
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Sept 10, 2021 21:46:14 GMT 1
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Sept 10, 2021 23:49:36 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 23:49:36 GMT 1
My wife fell right into that one. She'll never go back.
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